Beginning of the Paige era.
January 10, 2007
I decided to get a wordpress, for no particular reason, I was just acting on impulse. I guess that is a legitimate reason. I’m not really sure what my main basis for thoughts are going to be yet, but I can assure you they won’t be dull, well, at least I hope not.
Today, I’ve decided that I have the worst possible habit anyone could ever possess.
This is going to be hard for me to admit,
But… here it goes…
I’m a compulsive pencil biter. Yes, I’ve said it. Go ahead, laugh, frown, get angry, yell, do whatever you do when you’re showing disapproval. They should really come up with a scientific name for pencil biting, it’s a disease as far as I’m concerned. It’s also EXTREMELY vexatious. It’s an annoyance even to me, and i’m the chef of this horrible recipe.
Any pencil I can get my hands on POW, it’s nibbled into smithereens. I don’t mean to do this, I usually don’t even notice the fact until after the pencil is dead. All of this, isn’t the worst part. If I barrow a pencil, during a class or something, it is certified to not return to you in mint condition. Usually, I notice about midway, and try and hide the fact from the rightful owner of the pencil, by slipping out of the room as soon as possible, with the pencil in hand. I really can’t tell you why I just explained all of that, I guess it’s good to relieve things like that to people who will never actually lend you a pencil, It’s a sense of security.
I’ve compiled a list of completely dreadful habits or obnoxious things to reassure myself,
- Smacking…
- Teeth Grinding.
- Constant bone popping.
- Scratching of the head ((I especially dislike this when he or she has EXTREMELY long fingernails, and it makes the cccccsssshhhh sound.
- Constant zipping, (This isn’t a habit, but zippers make me crazy, I can’t stand the sounds they make)
- Slurping of the spit.
- Heavy breathing.
- Constant scratching of the genitalia
- immensely loud eating in the theatres.
I have to admit, I feel a little better about nibbling on Sarah’s pencil earlier today…
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I do the exact same thing. Especially with pens. I actually chew anything I can get my hands on, usually bottle caps, writing utensils, or other pieces of plastic. I’m chewing on a paper clip right now.
I also compulsively smell things, take things apart, and when I have my Zippo, I HAVE to constantly open, light, and close it.
Teeth Grinding – guilty.
Constant bone popping – very guilty.
Scratching of the head – somewhat guilty.
Constant scratching of the genitalia – you know I’m guilty.